AND SO IT BEGINS.........

Blogs are probably the coolest things I've seen do with the internet so far. Particularly for someone with 1,001 thoughts and opinions and a loud enough voice to shout them from the rooftops. I guess the only thing now is to actually make people want to read about my damn jumbled thoughts. Since this is my first blog, being a greenhorn and all, I figured the best way to start my blog was to introduce myself . I love reading and writing, so every aspect of my life has a novella quality to it. I consider myself a mixture of 3 different types of genere's. A cross between Stephen King, Danielle Steel and Charlie Brown(Peanuts) , with more King than Steel, and more Peanuts than King. I have a wonderful support system in a fiancee, the love of my life. Honestly, he drives me absolutely nuts, but I figure, Hey, I was already nuts before, so not much difference, huh? I was lucky enough to be given 2 guardian angels, little girls, who from here on out will be known as Sponge and Bob. They are hilarious, and amid all the drama and brain trauma that is my life, they are the coolest. Every good story has a matriarch, someone who is always there, tells you 'told you so' when you screw up and still helps you clean the messes. For me, that pillar of strength and humility is my mother. I can think of a ton of nicknames i could give her, but i doubt she would find them as humorous as I do, so I'll call her Ma. And of course, anything that's worth reading is going to have one or more plucky sidekicks. In my story, it's a little sister and brother, who we will call....Ren and Stimpy. These two are enemies in the worse sense, I mean, absolutely hate each other, but in everything that they do, they bring a sense of hilarity. So as you can see, we are quite a bunch, but hey, if it aint broke, dont fix it. And we work. Holidays kick butt and so do we. Between it all, our life proves to be eventful, full of laughs, some tears and anything else you can think of. Hopefully i can bring a smile to someone's face and a little knowledge that they aren't the only with a screwball family. ENJOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!